i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
- *pencil drops*
- me: could this day get any worse
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them